In Florida we don’t say “i love you” we say “I’ll have an alligator hurricane beach party with a double side of humidity. oh no is it lovebug season? why are they fucking everywhere??? get them out of my hair” which roughly translates to “dont live in florida” which i think is beautiful.
Confessions of a Gum Chewer.
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can someone like marry me or something? i’m bored
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I hate being sad. :C
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About Confessions of a Gum Chewer.
Vegetarian eating habits. Jewish genealogy. Not good at being cool. Avid sleeper. Expert in making mistakes. Animal lover. Liberal. I own Laguna Beach on DVD. Sperrys are my currency. I like sunsets, summer, sailboats, boys who wear Polo, the Lakers, football games, and keeping an open mind. I don't have big hair or a big personality. I'm just me. I excel at being average.
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